What is Time Looping?
We're glad you asked! Time Looping is a phenomenon where our team of expert time-traveling accountants get stuck in the same 5-minute loop of time. We're not sure what causes it, but it's a real productivity killer.
Will Time Looping ever end?
Only when our team has finally figured out how to fix the toaster in the break room. Until then, we'll just keep on looping.
How do you fix the toaster?
Good luck, because we've tried everything: duct tape, WD-40, and even prayer. We've considered hiring a team of expert appliance fixers, but that would just create more loops. Maybe try asking the janitor? He's always tinkering with something.
Is Time Looping safe?
Safely? Who knows? The laws of physics are clearly broken in our dimension. We've seen things move at the speed of thought, only to instantly come to a grinding halt. Don't try this at home, kids.
Can I join the Time Looping team?
We're always looking for more victims... er, volunteers to join our merry band of time-traveling accountants. Just be sure to pack a lunch that doesn't require refrigeration, as our break room's got a bit of a... temporal... issue.